86 thoughts on “Best GTA V mod

  1. Anyone else disappointed that the whale missed the pool? I wanted to see a huge splash

  2. And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

    I wonder if it will be friends with me?

    And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

  3. It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell: ‘Ahhh! Whoa! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by ‘who am I’? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It’s a sort of a tingling in my… well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let’s call it a… tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what’s this roaring sound, whooshing past what I’m suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do. Yeah, this is really exciting! I’m dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There’s an awful lot of that now, isn’t it? And what’s this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ‘Ow’, ‘Ownge’, ‘Round’, ‘Ground’! That’s it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello Ground!’ …

  4. Somebody already made the superior “Douglas Adams” mod joke.

    Alternative: “Hancock” mod

  5. This just gave me an idea, has anyone ever made a sharknado mod? That would be fun as hell!

  6. Are there whales in GTA V? I’ve only seen sharks and some fish in the little amount of time I spent in the oceans

  7. This is so fucking creepy cause I dislike (not saying am scared so I wouldn’t sound like a pussy) whales

  8. Any game where I can drop a sea mammal of extraordinary weight onto unsuspecting pedestrians is a game for me.

  9. Here at Holi we like think big, like a whale… Where the fuck is that whale.

  10. Just imagine local news
    “A huge whale fell from the sky today on highway 54, killing 4 and injuring 2 more, heeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny with the story “
    —-Cues jack Nicholson

  11. See, I’d be fine if they did this. Instead every freaking I log in someone feels the need to constantly blow us up. I LOVE DYING IN MY GARAGE THE SECOND I CONNECT.

  12. Reminds me of saints row 3, where there was this gun which splashed fish juice on someone, then from the ground a shark would come and eat that person, good times

  13. I was so hopeful they’d add mods into the console versions, but I think they’re content to add stupid and expensive vehicles.

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